Showing posts with label TEH LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TEH LOL. Show all posts

Sunday, February 14, 2010

I decided to post another funny conversation, had by none other then Me, and Josh.

Walking Towards School...

Felicity: You have to give, in order to Receive, did you know?

Josh: Um yeah.

Felicity: I don't really give much, but I often receive, so there's an imbalance.

Felicity tries to step over a piece of toilet paper lying on the ground. It gets stuck to her foot.

Felicity: CRAP! A piece of toilet paper is stuck to my foot, that's such a cliche!

Felicity keeps trying to get it off her foot, without using her hands.

Josh: Hahahahahaha, you're receiving!

Felicity eventually manages to get toilet paper off her foot.

The Moral of this Story: Don't talk about giving and receiving. You may just receive. Like me. 


Me: (On the Apple webpage) What's iPad?

My mind wanders to what I think it could possibly be...

Josh: It's... No, it's not what you think it is. It's like a bloated iPod.

Me: Lol.

Monday, January 11, 2010

A few days ago I went and saw an Italian movie called Marcello Marcello. It was surprisingly good. The funny moment was in the ads before, someone was advertising funeral services and said, "We wish you a long and happy life!" and I thought, "Yes, then we want to take all your money and bury you!!"

I have been buying really important stuff recently, because it's all been on special. I bought a Yoyo (VERY IMPORTANT), an Italian Language book, a Rice Cooker (well my mum did), and she also bought us some Bento box's. Which are Japanese Lunch Boxes!

I have been improving my Maori Language skills, now furthered to dreaming! I had a dream I was with my 1 year old brother, and then I asked him (in Maori) if he needed to go to the toilet, or that he should go to the toilet, because we were going on a really long car trip. Now, logically one year olds don't actually use toilets? But in the dream he replyed, "Yes... No... Maybe" and I was like "You're supposed to speak in Maori! Duh." And got really annoyed because here I was trying to speak his first bloody language and he wasn't making the effort.