I'm going to write about all my past and present BFFs. 

Hmm... I had tons when I was below 5, but I can't remember any of them... Except for 

Emily

I can remember going to her house and watching a show where a girl fell off her horse and she died and her dad shot the horse... It really upset me. 

Nicole

Haha she was SO weird. I can remember she never ever ever spoke.  But I was like a parrot and was alway talking. I can remember her older brother went to school, and we wanted to go with him, so one day when he was at school we stole away with a little toy cart, and then the parents figured out and picked us up. I can remember watching Tintin and it was the episode where he went to Egypt and ended up in a Pyramid and it was really scary. I can remember I bought her a Barbie for her birthday.  I can remember one day I stole all this stuff off her because I really wanted it. But I had to give it back, so that was a total waste of time. 

Marie (Dunno how to spell her name...)

We were in Kindy together and I can remember one day a new kid (Matt) came and we were showing off pretending to cook stuff with a bowl and spoon. I can remember I went to her house and we were playing hide and seek, but they had hardly any stuff in their house so it was really annoying, I kept hiding in the shower.  I also watched the Japanese version of Dumbo which I didn't get cos they were speaking in Japanese.  

I can remember when she went off to class one and I really wanted to go with her, but I was only six and she was seven, and they wouldn't let me go with her. 

Matt

In class one we were best friends, and really weird.  I used to call him baby and he called me baby, but we pretended we were brother and sister. We pretended the kids in class five were our parents, and they ended up getting really pissed off. There was Mummy Gemma, Daddy Jared, and Papa Freak! (Papa Freak actually goes to my current school which is SO weird). And then we invented 'Tink' where we would pretty much just poke each other in the arm and say that. Then Matt brought a hand thingie to school that when you pressed a switch on it it would tink, and I thought it was hilarious when someone broke it and it started to do the fingers when you pressed the switch. 

Kieren

I'd known him for ages but we started to be best friends.  He came to my house one day when it was snowing and we made snow men, and I had a disposable camera and was taking all these really cool pictures, but then I thought it was broken cos it got wet.  And then the people across the road started to yell at us, so we yelled back.  Then he moved to Perth and I never saw him again except once and it was really awkward. 

Sards

No I'm not calling her by real name because it is very very obvious. I can remember playing with her pink barbie car. 

I can remember she bought me all these pencils from school but the teacher took them off me because she thought I had blackmailed her into getting them for me, but I hadn't actually, she'd wanted to buy them for me. 

We invented this awesome game she was a girl called Milly and I was a girl called Emma and our parents were Sally Ann and Mark, and our brothers and sisters were all the people from Harry Potter. We used our recorder cleaner sticks as wands, and our home was the playground.  We'd draw lots of pictures and write lots of stories. 

Then she was stolen off me by this nasty new girl. 

Pearl

She was like the most popular girl in the class and everyone was really shocked because apparently she wore a sports bra or something. 

We used to play soccer together, and she taught me lots of stuff about soccer. 

One day this guy called Carlos walked up to me and was like, "Pearl says you're her Best Friend" and I was like "Really?"

Loni

My mum and her dad had been driving me and her to school for years but then we became bestest friends once we were old enough to bike to school together.  Florence would always try to come with us, but we didn't like her so we always said we were going SW, which stood for Secret Way, which was a bike route along the river. Whenever we went SW though we were always late for school, which the teacher blamed me for, because Loni was short and I was tall, therefore I apparently 'bullied' her into going this supposed long way. Truth is she'd always beg me to go SW. 

Whenever we saw a white duck in the river we'd say "Goosey" and whoever said it first got a point. 

We used to always go to the library and play on Neopets which I was really really really obsessed with.  Every Friday and every Saturday. 

One day when we were going to the library I had bought a two dollar mixture and we were walking when we saw lollies scattered on the ground, so we picked them up and ate them cos we thought they were from God. 

One time it was snowing and we would always spend snow days outside playing and making stuff, it was awesome times. 

I can remember one time we were biking to school and she randomly said that her pet rabbit had died and she was really upset about it.. 

We were still on and off friends but I got another best friend. 

Alana

I can remember I'd known her since Kindy, and she had Piglet slippers that I was really jealous of. 

We wrote a story that we were really wanting to get published... but then she moved away to Greymouth. 

Rachel

At first when Rachel came I didn't think we'd be friends but then we were Best friends.  She had a dog called Charlie and we used to always put our dogs together and say they were best friends just like us. 

We used to play netball together as well, and her sister was really tall. 

She used to call me Farm Frensy Felicity Wilson and I used to call her Rachie Bachie.

Then she moved to Scotland. 

I still really miss her actually... 

I can remember everyone used to email her and she wouldn't reply, and then I emailed her and got a reply the next day and was really pleased. 

Sards

Me and Sards went back to being best friends cos the other girl left.  We would write lots of notes in class and constantly be talking so the teacher moved us five centimetres apart which we measured with a ruler.  Then we snuck back together.

Then she moved us to opposite ends of the room, and we started crying so she let us move back together, if we promised to be quiet blah blah blah. Not that we did. 

Vanessa

Me and Vanessa became best friends on her first day at school. Up until then I had always been the tallest kid in the class but then she came along and she was like 5 ft taller than me. 

I can remember on her first day at school she kicked Caleb in the balls during sport which was really hilarious.

I can remember she was like really freakily non private, like everyone was in the changing rooms at swimming trying to hide themselves with their towels and stuff and she would be like walking around naked. 

We'd sit together and draw stuff and talk. 

Nicky

Man I can remember so many lol memories from our friendship!

We used to go shopping at the Palms and always have coffees, and then one time after we were sitting at the bus stop and then this guy started showing off to us, and then he gave me his number and said I should txt him, and I was laughing cos I thought he looked like Demetri from Flight of the Conchords, who was like our IDOL!

I can remember that I was talking about Flight of the Conchords which back in those days no one knew about, and I'd always sing their songs, and one day Nicky started saying she knew FOTC, and we became best friends and had all these inside jokes, and would always act out scenes from the final episode and pretend to be Todd and Demetri. 

Whenever we had a lol moment we'd always slap our thighs at the same time like the people in the Spongebob movie, which everyone would always lol at. And whenever we greeted each other we'd always make our hands paws and put them together and go "Arf". 

We'd go iceskating all the time which costed lots, and we'd always request the DJ who was a bastard to play Dance Floor Anthem, and even if we were the first ones to request anything, he'd play it half way through.  

Me and her used to always pretend to walk like Mr Bean and act like Mr Bean, and one day me and her said that Sards looked like Mr Bean and she got really offended. 

We'd always have outdoor sleepovers where we'd put lawn chairs outside and use blankets and take pictures of hedgehogs. And we'd talk til like 3 in the morning and eventually fall asleep. And when we went inside we found out the the neighbours and pretty much everyone else in the neighbourhood would have been able to hear our conversations. 

Vanessa 

Me and Vanessa became best friends before the end of the year when I was learning how to play 'La Valse d'Amelie' on Piano, and I can remember she'd always pretend to dance around while I would practice, and then on my last day I was playing it and she started crying. 

I can remember a guy who everyone thought was a freak told me that he liked her and I told her and she was really embarrassed and I would always talk about it. And I said they should do an experiment for them to have babies and see if they spoke German with an American accent. 

I suddenly had a bright idea of switching schools but she didn't want to, so I left and she stayed. 

Sierra

My first day at a new school and I was really scared, and I met this girl who was really nice and we became best friends straight away. We stayed best friends for ages, because I always made her laugh.

Priyanka

I met her through TK who was another best friend but I can't remember much about him so I'm not writing about him. 

She found absolutely everything I said funny, and had a really annoying habit of holding my hand when we crossed the road.

She liked this guy called H-Dawg who would always carry around a briefcase and I said it was drug money or drugs in the briefcase and I was convinced he was going to jail.

I also invented an awesome rhyme (well not technically) that I kept saying, and she started copying, but then it got really old. It was "Yo Dawg, I herd Yo and Yo Dawg like Yoyo's so I put Yo Dawg in a Yoyo so Yo can Yoyo Yo Dawg, while Yo Dawg Yoyo's, Dawg." It was really lol at the time. 

Then I got really obsessed with yoyo's and became really good at yoyoing. 

Josh

Finally Josh. We have had plenty of lol times. I can remember we just randomly became friends... 

He used to go on this site called Face Transformers and some of our first lols were of face transforming people. 

I can remember one time we went to Time Zone and spent $20 in about 4 minutes. It was mostly cos I kept trying to win a Giant Pooh Bear that costed $5 a go. 

I can remember one time we were at the Yellow Bus stop and there was a bald Chinese lady in front of us and I said, "I'd hate to be bald like that lady in front of us when I grow up", but she heard me, by mistake. 

I can remember we always used to search weird stuff on Youtube like Dog Overpowers Old Lady with Humping, and Dramatic Chipmunk and one time suicide in C#, which was lol. 

These people at our homebase built cardboard box houses and we used to always sit inside them and then one day I got out and Josh was trying to desperately get out and started clawing at the sides and ripped a hole, and I found it really funny that there was a Josh-sized hole in the wall of the house. 

I remember the Big Day Out and we were really bored, so we pretended to go back to prehistoric times and Josh tried and failed to make weapons, and then we felted all this hay together, and called it Felosh, and took it around and pretended to be parents of it, and took pictures of it on the swings and on all the other playground stuff, but it kept falling apart so we had to do urgent surgery.

I can remember one lunch we were really bored so we went in the lift and then walked through Ballantynes and we were really shakey, and it was lol. 

I can remember we would go to Starbucks and the Chocolatier and buy stuff!

And so much more.

My brain is sore from trying to remember all the lols.

A continuous theme of my friends is they all seem to move away :(